Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree for me
Been an awful good boy, santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a 60's telecaster too, light blue
I'll wait up for you, santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the girls I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my christmas list

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really that's not alot, is it?
Been an angel all year, santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, one little thing I really do need, the deed to an African mine
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie fill the stockings up with duplex and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my christmas tree
With the lights I stole from Tiffany's
Trace my house in fluorescent trim
So the neighbors know I do it better than them
I could change, baby (Bullshit!!)
I could be good (Lies!!!)
I could be the man you always hoped I would
(ha ha ha yeah right!!)
I really do believe in you, Santa
Let's see if you believe in me...by putting all the things that I've asked for neatly underneath my tree come Christmas morning as a gesture of mutual understanding and general good faith.

wait...

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, the ring.
The one the rule over all, santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight